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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

210 games reviewed
74.0 average score
75 median score
49.5% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
5 / 10.0 - Die by the Blade
May 16, 2024

I really wanted to like Die By The Blade, but clunky controls, half-baked gameplay and a lack of content make this less a Dual of Fates and more a battle of attrition.

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5 / 10.0 - Biomutant
May 13, 2024

Though updated ever-so-slightly, Biomutant remains the same unenjoyable game I played back in 2021. This mutant REALLY should have stayed in the Ooze.

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8 / 10.0 - Homeworld 3
May 10, 2024

Homeworld 3 balances incredibly technical gameplay with streamlined mechanics that is easy to get into, but difficult to master.

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9 / 10.0 - Animal Well
May 9, 2024

Animal Well kept me captivated from start to finish and long after. Fans of Metroid-likes NEED to play this.

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Apr 30, 2024

Endless Ocean Luminous occasionally has some interesting moments, but it squanders its potential with tedious gameplay and a boring sea.

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If you missed it back in 2011, El Shaddai ASCENSION OF THE METATRON HD Remaster is a second chance to experience a MUST PLAY in gaming.

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Apr 24, 2024

Another Crab’s Treasure blends fun, challenge and accessibility for a gem of an experience.

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I was shell-shocked by the pathetic mediocrity of TMNT Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants.

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6 / 10.0 - Top Spin 2K25
Apr 22, 2024

If you enjoy over-indulgent, over-technical gameplay as opposed to genuine fun then Top Spin 2K25 is the game for you!

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7 / 10.0 - Grounded
Apr 18, 2024

Grounded on the Nintendo Switch sacrifices a bit of visual fidelity for a really solid port of an incredibly quirky survival game.

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8 / 10.0 - Botany Manor
Apr 8, 2024

Botany Manor is like spending a Fall afternoon with a hot cup of tea and a good puzzle—relaxing, challenging and beautiful to look at.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Felix the Cat
Apr 2, 2024

While it's a fine little nostalgia trip, unlike the titular character, the Felix the Cat collection is a bag lacking a lot of tricks.

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8 / 10.0 - Open Roads
Mar 27, 2024

Open Roads is a heartfelt and captivating journey made more interesting by its mother-daughter leads.

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Mar 26, 2024

The Grandia HD Collection is a solid, albeit, late entry to the PS4 and Xbox One’s library.

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Mar 21, 2024

Princess Peach: Showtime! is an easy-to-understand, incredibly fun-to-play game with a style and charm that is sure to delight.

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Mar 14, 2024

Outcast - A New Beginning will certainly please fans of the original, but its lack of anything unique and somewhat outdated gameplay may not impress others.

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6.5 / 10.0 - REVEIL
Mar 12, 2024

REVEIL is fine as a mildly spooky walking sim, but it commits so many sins of horror games that it ends up boring at best and frustrating at worst.

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Taxi Life: A City Driving Simulator is an incredibly authentic game that is only held back by some mild performance issues.

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Mar 6, 2024

Snufkin: Melody of Moominvalley is a sweet, charming and uniquely interesting puzzle game that perfectly captures the heart and spirit of the Moomin series.

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Feb 28, 2024

Ufouria: The Saga 2 is one of the most immediately charming and consistently interesting exploration games I’ve ever played.

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