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Samuel Guglielmo

Succasunna, NJ
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Favorite Games:
  • Final Fantasy IX
  • Metro 2033
  • Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

300 games reviewed
63.0 average score
70 median score
36.7% of games recommended

Samuel Guglielmo's Reviews

My name is Samuel Guglielmo and I like to write about video games. I started playing games when my dad brought home a PlayStation when I was 5 or so, and haven't really stopped since. I have a strong preference towards more action-ey games, but do enjoy artsy fartsy walking simulator games from time to time. I also want to love RTSes but am bad at them. Honestly unless its realistic sports, realistic racing, or a 4x game I'll probably enjoy it. Unless it's bad.
3.5 / 10.0 - Dance Magic
Mar 5, 2016

A decent combat system doesn't make up for the game's many issues. Lack of content, atrocious AI, a horrible rhythm game mode, a strangely convoluted store, and a boring soundtrack.

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Mar 7, 2016

A lovely art style and occasional bouts of the fun that the past games had doesn't make up for Assassin's Creed Chronicles: Russia's many pitfalls.

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8.5 / 10.0 - The Bug Butcher
Mar 21, 2016

The Bug Butcher is a great game with entertaining gameplay and neat weapons that is only slightly held back by longevity issues.

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The story is horrible, the gameplay is a sea of boring with few bright spots, and there's little worth playing this game for. Though look up the soundtrack on Youtube.

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Apr 1, 2016

Epistory - Typing Chronicles seriously surprised me. This game takes elements from other games and puts them together in fantastic ways. I was constantly impressed with what the game threw at me, and it left me wanting more when I was done.

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Apr 8, 2016

Stikbold! A Dodgeball Adventure has its good side. The campaign, while short, starts out fun and isn't lacking creative scenarios, while the multiplayer is good for a short romp. Sadly, the game is let down by the later campaign levels, the iffy AI, and the overall lack of content.

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Apr 12, 2016

Stories: The Path of Destinies suffers from being extremely repetitive, which drags down an otherwise entertaining tale.

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2 / 10.0 - IS Defense
Apr 19, 2016

If you adore turret segments more than anything, love grinding, and have an absolute hate-on for ISIS then IS Defense is the video game for you. For anyone else please, for the love of God, avoid this game.

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7 / 10.0 - Dead Star
Apr 22, 2016

Dead Star has some great ideas and plays extremely well, but the game desperately needs more content than it has right now.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Loud on Planet X
Apr 28, 2016

Loud on Planet X has some great bands and an interesting gameplay style, but the power-ups fall flat and the game becomes stale after a bit.

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3 / 10.0 - Koi
Apr 29, 2016

Koi is lovely to look at and listen to. It's also only an hour long, has pointless stealth mechanics, no consistency in puzzles, a nonsensical plot, and generally just feels like a totally empty game.

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The Descendants' first episode has some issues, but they can mostly be ignored by fans of the adventure-lite genre that Telltale established.

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5 / 10.0 - Kromaia Omega
May 7, 2016

I don't hate Kromaia Ω, but it's difficult to recommend this confusing game. Everything works, but it's hard to tell anything apart from anything else.

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May 16, 2016

Shadow of the Beast does quite a few things right and I can appreciate its different battle system and lovely world. Its also still annoyingly frustrating sometimes and currently overpriced.

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6.5 / 10.0 - Typefighters
May 21, 2016

Some of the game modes are a dud and the single player is basically empty, but Typefighters can provide a fun multiplayer experience if you stick to the right game modes.

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9.5 / 10.0 - Tearaway Unfolded
May 28, 2016

Summary : Tearaway Unfolded does nearly everything right, leading to one of the most surprisingly fun games available on the market right now.

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3.5 / 10.0 - NotCoD
May 31, 2016

NotCoD is sometimes funny and fun to listen to, but that doesn't overcome its tediousness and technical incompetence.

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4 / 10.0 - Soul Axiom
Jun 7, 2016

Soul Axiom has a few fantastic puzzles and some lovely environments. Sadly its also full of boring puzzles, an uninteresting story, horrid cutscenes, and some of the worst glitches I've seen in a video game.

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2 / 10.0 - Farnham Fables
Jun 20, 2016

The first episode of Farnham Fables is not a great start to a series. It's tonally inconsistent, has no real gameplay to speak of, doesn't really look all that good, has an annoying soundtrack, and did a great job making me feel super uncomfortable.

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Jun 21, 2016

Deadlight: Director's Cut is just a port of Deadlight to the new consoles without much new added to it. Its the kind of thing that I'm not entirely sure why it needed to happen. If you've never played Deadlight before then you aren't missing much, and if you have then there's no reason to pick this up.

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