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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

197 games reviewed
74.1 average score
75 median score
50.3% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
8 / 10.0 - Open Roads
Mar 27, 2024

Open Roads is a heartfelt and captivating journey made more interesting by its mother-daughter leads.

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Mar 26, 2024

The Grandia HD Collection is a solid, albeit, late entry to the PS4 and Xbox One’s library.

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Mar 21, 2024

Princess Peach: Showtime! is an easy-to-understand, incredibly fun-to-play game with a style and charm that is sure to delight.

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Mar 14, 2024

Outcast - A New Beginning will certainly please fans of the original, but its lack of anything unique and somewhat outdated gameplay may not impress others.

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6.5 / 10.0 - REVEIL
Mar 12, 2024

REVEIL is fine as a mildly spooky walking sim, but it commits so many sins of horror games that it ends up boring at best and frustrating at worst.

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Taxi Life: A City Driving Simulator is an incredibly authentic game that is only held back by some mild performance issues.

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Mar 6, 2024

Snufkin: Melody of Moominvalley is a sweet, charming and uniquely interesting puzzle game that perfectly captures the heart and spirit of the Moomin series.

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Feb 28, 2024

Ufouria: The Saga 2 is one of the most immediately charming and consistently interesting exploration games I’ve ever played.

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Feb 27, 2024

Penny’s Big Breakaway may not work all the time, but when it does, it's an incredibly fun and incredibly charming game that is almost impossible to stop playing.

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Shiren the Wanderer may have pioneered the roguelike genre, but this latest entry sure hasn’t advanced it in any positive way.

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Feb 21, 2024

King Arthur: Knight’s Tale is not a badly made game; it’s just boring, and that might be worse.

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8 / 10.0 - Promenade
Feb 20, 2024

Promenade is a wholesome, well-crafted and consistently surprising platformer that puts fun and creativity front and center.

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Feb 14, 2024

Mario Vs. Donkey Kong is an excellent little pocket puzzler that is sure to please fans and newcomers alike.

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6 / 10.0 - Foamstars
Feb 7, 2024

Foamstars isn’t terrible, but its uninspired gameplay, deficit of content, and obscene monetization make it a forgettable experience.

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Feb 2, 2024

Silent Hill: The Short Message is a boring, contrived, borderline offensive experience.

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While it may not blow anyone’s mind, Hidden Through Time 2: Myths & Magic is a serviceable hidden object game with an exception level editor.

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Jan 18, 2024

While not the most challenging puzzle game, ANOTHER Code: Recollection is an engaging enough experience for anyone interested in this unique Nintendo time capsule.

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6 / 10.0 - The Cub
Jan 17, 2024

With lacklustre gameplay, and an uninteresting world, The Cub ends up feeling like a cheap knock-off of the games that clearly inspired it.

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Dec 13, 2023

Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising is an intoxicating blend of style, accessibility and fun. Even if you don’t know the franchise, you’ll love this incredible fighter.

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6 / 10.0 - Born of Bread
Dec 4, 2023

Born of Bread is an honest attempt but it needed a lot more time in the oven to be truly great.

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