Jordan Biordi's Reviews
Cute Things Dying Violently is a boring, frustrating, mediocre physics game that's been done a hundred before and a hundred times better.
Afro Samurai 2 is so bad it actually made me physically disheartened to play it.
Biomutant is the least fun I’ve had with a game in a while. Broken, shallow, and above all, BORING. This mutant should’ve stayed in the Ooze.
Daymare 1998 is true to it's name in all the worst ways. Uninspired, dreadful to play, and not the least bit scary.
Remothered: Tormented Fathers on Switch needs to have CPS called on it.
I might have been able to get past the mind-numbing monotony of this game, if it weren't so poorly designed for consoles.
This is one Troll that should have stayed under the bridge.
Umbrella Corps it’s neither fun nor fully functional to justify its existence.
Silent Hill: The Short Message is a boring, contrived, borderline offensive experience.
Unlike its titular hero, Ebenezer and the Invisible World learned naught from the mistakes of the past.
While not wholly deviod of quality, that Marvelous released Rune Factory 5 in it's current state, is pretty shameful.
Nodding Head Games' Raji: An Ancient Epic tells an interesting story but is simply not be functional enough to enjoy.
I was shell-shocked by the pathetic mediocrity of TMNT Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants.
Empire of Sin is definitely an offer you can refuse.
Mundaun has a great sense of style, but isn't particularly scary which is a big problem for a horror game.
Gravel is aptly named: rough, mildly broken, and dull.
Mario Party: The Top 100 feels like a party no one showed up to.
I'd rather be watching Season 3 of TWD than playing it.
If Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, then Nuka-World is the crappiest place in the Wasteland.
I don’t know what makes me angrier, that Automatron is a hollow and boring bit of DLC, or that it actually made me have to reinstall Fallout 4 on my PS4