Jordan Biordi's Reviews
I don’t know what makes me angrier, that Automatron is a hollow and boring bit of DLC, or that it actually made me have to reinstall Fallout 4 on my PS4
Nothing about it feels genuine, nor is any of it engaging enough to sustain more than a few hours of interest.
There's no pot of gold at the end of this Rainbow…Moon.
Overall, NBA Live 2016 is another sports game. I did have fun while I was playing it; however, it seemed like there was a serious barrier between my understanding of basketball and how much fun I could have. Serious basketball fans will no doubt enjoy it, but if you're not a serious basketball fan, while it might make a decent game for when you have friends over, I think Mario Party would do the exact same thing.
The latest entry in RollerCoaster Tycoon franchise is less a Fun-House and more a nauseating ride on the Tilt-o-Whirl.
Assassin’s Creed: The Ezio Collection is a product that just makes me tired.
Far Harbor bears so many of the same problems of Fallout 4 base game that more often than not, I was having a bad time.
Hardcore survivalists might find something enjoyable in Sheltered, but the game is too slow and far too boring to get fully invested.
If you enjoy over-indulgent, over-technical gameplay as opposed to genuine fun then Top Spin 2K25 is the game for you!
Shiren the Wanderer may have pioneered the roguelike genre, but this latest entry sure hasn’t advanced it in any positive way.
Foamstars isn’t terrible, but its uninspired gameplay, deficit of content, and obscene monetization make it a forgettable experience.
With lacklustre gameplay, and an uninteresting world, The Cub ends up feeling like a cheap knock-off of the games that clearly inspired it.
Born of Bread is an honest attempt but it needed a lot more time in the oven to be truly great.
There’s a lot I want to like about My Time at Sandrock, but outdated design and lacklustre visuals hold the game back—especially on the Switch.
Mail Time is less like cuddling up with a good book and more like falling asleep reading a Post Office pamphlet.
Koa and the Five Pirates of Mara is a decent, albeit very basic platformer that does enough to be mildly entertaining, but not enough to have a lasting presence.
Master Detective Archives: RAINCODE has some interesting ideas in isolation, but they never fully come together in a way that’s fun or fluid.
Storyteller is a mediocre game that can GENEROUSLY be called a puzzle-solver, but isn’t nearly as creative as it thinks it is.
Pronty strives for Metroid’s depth but ends up a shallow dip in contaminated waters.
Blanc is a beautiful-looking game that would’ve been a better movie.